ufo cookbook

“When I first saw Bo-bo in the garden— I thought it was ‘cause I was takin’ them dizzy pills.  I tried to convince myself that Bo-bo was just an alien mirage.  But after a week — when Bo-bo was still there — I figured I should be more hospitable and offer up something to eat.  You should have seen how cute Bo-bo looked gobblin’ up all my homemade raita.”

—Mama Bonnie

Raita

1 1/2 cups plain yogurt

1 garlic clove, minced

1 shallot, diced

1 tomato, chopped

1/2 cucumber, chopped

1/4 tsp. olive oil

1/4 tsp. cumin

1/4 tsp. salt

Mix all ingredients in a bowl.  Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour.  Serve.